Sep 02, 2011
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When I was in high school, we filled out questionnaires to gauge our interests. When the results came back, we were given handouts about which careers would be a good fit.
Most people received info on a few careers. Two of us received the entire handout, with information on dozens of different careers. The computers had choked on our answers and couldn’t really determine where we fit. Even at this early stage, The Man was learning not to pigeonhole the Kos.
I ended up working in IT. It’s an interesting job on most days, a good company to work for, and my co-workers are great. Often, though, I wonder what it would have been like to end up in a different job. Here’s my list of dream jobs.
1. Baseball player. I’m 36, so the window is really closing on this. Lack of talent could also be a roadblock.
1B. Baseball General Manager. If I can’t play the game, why not control the game? The general manager is in charge of nearly every aspect of team operations, from the annual draft to trades.
2. Writer – As the Beatles would say, I want to be a paperback writer. I’ve had an interest in writing since elementary school. In recent years, I’ve been working harder toward this goal. It would be great if I can eventually become a full-time writer, but barring that, it’s a fun part-time gig.
3. Paleontologist – You didn’t see that one coming, did you? I’ve had a deep interest in dinosaurs since the day I was first made aware of them. I’m sure that a large part of the allure is that fact that this is an almost entirely theoretical field. The fossil record can provide a lot of clues, but you can’t directly observe dinosaurs. (Or can you? maybe a trip to Costa Rica would do the trick?)
4. FBI Agent – At one point, I went as far as contacting them regarding a position in the computer crimes division. By the time I heard back from them, life circumstances had changed and the window had pretty much closed. Computer crimes would be an interesting gig, but so would forensic science. Although I don’t watch the fictionalized shows like CSI, I’m a big fan of The Forensic Files.
5. Lawyer – If you’ve been a long time reader, you’ve probably seen me swerve into legal topics from time to time. I’ve always found the law interesting. I’d be interested in a lot of different areas, but I think I’d end up as a defense lawyer (with only innocent people for clients, of course).
6. Professional student – If money was no option, I’d pursue a few degrees (or maybe just attend a few hundred random classes). I have a very broad set of interests, and could easily fill the rest of my life learning new things (and reading contemporary fiction in my down time).
Now it’s your turn. If you could change jobs, what would you be?Share this article via email Kosmo is the founder of The Soap Boxers and writes on a variety of topics. Many of his short stories have been collected into Kindle books. Like this site? Subscribe via RSS, Subscribe via Email, or Follow us on Twitter or Facebook. The permanent URL for this article is: