Jan 20, 2012
Elizabeth West - See all 1 of my articles
Today’s article comes to us from Elizabeth West of Graphomaniac. Elizabeth is a writer who prefers not to get involved in politics but sometimes can’t help it. She is working on a police procedural series, along with a novel about ghost hunters. Her blog covers writing, work and assorted ranty stuff. Elizabeth also enjoys chocolate and wasting time on the intertubes.
While you’re on her site, be sure to check out the first two chapters of her crime novel, Rose’s Hostage. (What, no direct link? Nah, dig around on the site until you find it – you might stumble across other interesting content in the process). OK, time for me to leave the stage. Elizabeth, take it away!
(Photo courtesy of Jill Barlow photography).
This may sound ranty, but you need to hear it. I’m sick of your crap. You lie, cheat, steal and break the law, and no one holds you accountable. Yet every few years, you stump like crazy for my vote. Why should I bother?
This year, I’m not voting for ANYONE. Yep, you heard me. If you want me to support you (and I’m pretty sure at this point you don’t care), you’re going to have to work a lot harder than you are right now.
Here are six things you can do to get my vote back:
#1-Stop robocalling me
I have to work all day to pay the bills that keep getting higher because you’re in bed with Big Business. If I have to listen to your automated earworm in the evening when I’m tired, we’re through forever.
I get it–robocalls mean you don’t have to pay staffers. But I can’t ask a machine questions about your platform. I can’t opt out, either. Political telemarketing is exempt from Do Not Call.
If you want my vote, don’t bother me with an unsolicited sales pitch.
#2-Shut up with the muckraking and get busy
Good leaders get things done. They know how to delegate so workers pull together for the common good. Your efforts to further your own interests are getting nothing done.
Don’t waste time dissing your opponent, or telling me what you’ll do once you’re elected, or re-elected. I’m from Missouri. Show me.
If you want my vote, shut up and get busy. You’re already in a position to reverse some of the damage you’ve already caused.
#3-Take a pay cut like the rest of us
From the peon’s point of view, there is nothing worse than management who makes workers do things they’re not willing to do themselves. If I have to take a pay cut because of the crappy economy, you should too.
If you want my vote, stop rewarding yourself for sitting on your ass. We’re tired of not seeing our families because we have to work two or three jobs. And I’m tired of driving on cheap bald tires in the snow.
#4-Get religion out of legislature
Whatever happened to separation of church and state? This country may have a Christian majority, but the basic laws that govern how we behave are universally moral, not denominational.
I’m tired of being told my friends who are gay can’t get married “because God says so.” You want to promote marriage and family? Let all adults who love each other marry, and take away tax penalties for people who do.
If you want my vote, stop using God to oppress people and knowledge. Stop trying to force intelligent design into schools. Leave Planned Parenthood alone. They do far more to help low-income women stay healthy than your stupid healthcare reform ever could.
#5-Break up with your corporate bedfellows
Our food supply is tainted. Companies are getting a slap on the wrist instead of someone in charge going to prison for theft, murder, environmental destruction and extortion. Regulatory agencies have no power to protect us anymore.
Give your agencies back the power to punish companies that do us wrong. Make them pay big to clean up their messes.
If you want my vote, quit bending over for Big Business. Your relationship is over. They don’t really care about you; you’re only being used.
#6-Quit cockblocking progress
The Digital Age is here, but we’re going backward because we can’t keep up. We don’t spend money on technological improvements that would make life both easier and better for all. And what the hell is this SOPA / PIPA crap? Do you really think you can censor our content, speech and livelihoods?
If you want my vote, make the Internet a public utility and regulate it. Get rid of backscatter machines at airports and use that money to keep us healthy and upgrade our infrastructure. Kill SOPA and PIPA dead right this minute. Look ahead, not into your wallet.
Dear Politicians, if you can’t do any of these things, you won’t get my vote. And you don’t deserve it.
Fed Up in AmericaShare this article via email Elizabeth West is an aspiring fiction writer who discusses a broad range of topics on her blog, Graphomaniac. Like this site? Subscribe via RSS, Subscribe via Email, or Follow us on Twitter or Facebook. The permanent URL for this article is: