Are You Serial?

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Yes, yes I am.

I am announcing the launching of a new blog, The Fiction Writers. What will this blog feature?

A large chunk of the articles on the site will actually be serialization of short stories I have written. There are already 4 posts containing portions of the short story Key Relationships. I post updates three times a week (Monday, Wednesday, and Friday), starting next week. The updates will be about 500 words each.

These stories will have previously been made available to regular visitors of The Soap Boxers, in PDF form. Serialization will allow the stories to reach a new audience, while allowing the readers of The Soap Boxers to ge the first opportunity to see these stories. The readers of the serialized stories will get to the end of the stories months after the PDF is made available to readers of The Soap Boxers.

In addition to my own stories, I am interesting in having my readers submit their own stories. These stories would be published on Tuesdays and Thursday. I can use your name, or I can post the stories anonymously – the choice is yours. If there are writers who would like to produce work for The Fiction Writers on a more consistent basis, this may also be an option. If you are interested in seeing your work displayed on The Fiction Writers, send me an email.

Finally, I will pose a question about writing or writers each weekend. This weekend’s question asks how writers feel about the impact of libraries and used book stores on their income.

In closing, I would like to thank my friend Lazy Man, operator of the web sites Lazy Man and Money and How To Fix. Lazy Man provides hosting and technical support for my blogs simply because he’s a nice guy. If you haven’t visited his sites, drop by and see what he has to say.

Life, The Googleverse, and Everything

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I’ve noticed a slight increase in Google traffic this week as we made a push toward 250 articles. I suspect that 250 files (article + pages) may trigger Google to give you a bit more love. At this rate, we’ll have at least 3 unique visitors every day by the end of the year 😉

While I can sometimes sort of understand what Google is doing, I have some difficulty understanding what PEOPLE are doing sometimes.

In the aftermath of Google showing us a bit more love, the two most popular search terms over the weekend were:

OK, these both make sense. Johnny’s article was very topical, and the article about how many people make more than $250,000 will be relevant as long as some politicians consider this to be a break point between those who are rich and those who are not.

So, you ask, what are some of the most commonly searched for articles, all time?

The baseball article makes a lot of sense. It functions very nicely as portable baseball bookmarks file. Librivox was hot (OK, hot is an exaggeration, but definitely warm) for a few weeks and then suddenly dropped off for no apparent reason. Ferdinand the Turtle, however, has been a steady performer for several months. I honestly have no clue what these people are searching for. I suspect that they are not looking for a children’s story about a turtle who grows up to be king of Turtle Island (with the help of his trust gofer, Bob the Squirrel), but I may be wrong.

Are there some articles that I wish more people would be searching for? Definitely.

Apparently, however, more people are concerned about the exploits of Ferdinand the Turtle than a comparison of Roth vs. 401(k). And maybe that’s how it should be …

Dinosaur Contest Winners

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On July 23, I launched a dinosaur book giveaway as part of a multi-part dinosaur extravaganza.

I am happy to announce the following winners:

  • The winner for “best comment” goes to Evan from 40tech.com. I’m not going to point out a specific comment, but I’ll just award it as a “monthtime achievement award”. Evan has been commenting for a while now – always with interesting comments. Now, if I can just figure out why his comments always go into my spam filter! Plenty of other folks had good comments during the month as well. Evan – I hope you enjoy Anonymous Rex – I know that I did! (Note: the rest of the winners won the DK Pockets mini reference Dinosaurs book)
  • I also picked one random winner from among everyone who commented during the timeframe of the contest. People with multiple comments received multiple entries (a maximum of one entry per day). The winner is Spivey.
  • I also picked a random winner from among people who retweeted a post from The Soap Boxers. Sate3 is the winner.
  • Kelly from The Centsible Life is the winner for mentioning The Soap Boxers. She added The Soap Boxers to her blog roll.
  • None of the RSS readers emailed me to enter. However, I still do want to give away all of the books – so I’ll give away the remaining DK Pockets Dinosaurs reference book to one commenter who expressed a desire to own it – Dana.

Winners – you should have an email from me (or, in the case of Sate3, a tweet). If you don’t see an email, drop me a lne at kosmo@observingcasually.com I hope you enjoy the book you receive, or have a family member or friend who will enjoy it. Didn’t win? Don’t despair. These books – and other dinosaur related items that were mentioned during the dinosaur articles are all available on Amazon. If you order them via the links below, I receive a small commission (and you still pay the exact same Amazon.com price ).

I have really noticed a surge in comments lately, especially in the last week. We appreciate the feedback – continue to comment on articles. Many times, the comments can spur the discussion into new directions. As a bonus to commenters who have their own blog, a link to a recent blog post will be included in your comment. Thus, commenting is a win/win situation – we get good comments on our site, and you get some exposure for your blog.


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Buying a home – nine innings method

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We recently celebrated our 250th anniversary! 250 articles, that is. I’d like to thank all of the loyal readers and my great staff of writers!

In the spirit of baseball season, I have broken down the process of buying a home into nine innings (technically, ten sections – there is also a post game).

Note: this advice is provided with no warranties. I am not a realtor or a financial advisor. If you have questions about the process, I would suggest that you consult with a professional. This is geared mostly toward the first time home buyer, although other some veteran homeowners might pick up a tip or two.

First inning: Clean up your credit – Your credit history will affect your interest rate. A mere one percent rate hike can add up in a hurry. One percent on an outstanding balance of $200,000 is an extra $2000 per year (this amount would decrease in future years as you pay the balance down). Pay your bills on time, and avoid doing things that could adversely affect your credit score (such as opening 85 new credit cards).

Second Inning: Determine your budget. Some people will go to a bank and ask how much they can get approved for. This is a bad idea, as it may cause you to take on a higher mortgage than you want. Instead, determine what you want your housing budget to be. Once you have determined your overall housing budget, subtract an amount to save toward maintenance and upgrades (a new roof, fixing a furnace, etc.) to leave the amount that you want to put toward the actual monthly payment. Then subtract the amount for insurance, property taxes, and PMI (if necessary) – items that are typically escrowed – to leave the amount of money left for the actual house. Run this number through a mortgage calculator to determine the maximum price of the house.

Sound confusing? Let’s do an example. Let’s say that you want to spend $2000 per month on your overall housing budget. You decide that $350 of this amount should go into a savings account devoted to maintenance and upgrades (to a new homeowner, this might sound like a lot, but a new appliance can quickly wipe this out). This leaves $1650 for the mortgage. You expect to pay $300 per month for property taxes, $100 per month for home insurance, and $50 for per month for PMI. Deduct these amounts from the $1650 and you have $1200 left toward the actual house payments. Assuming a 30 year mortgage at 6%, this means that you can spend $200,000 on a house. (Note: these amounts may not be realistic for you – they are provided simply to show how the math works).

Summary:

  • $2000 : Monthly housing budget
  • -$350 : Put towards maintenance and upgrades
  • -$300 : Property taxes
  • -$100 : Homeowner’s insurance
  • -$50 : PMI (mortgage insurance)
  • = $1200 per month toward the purchase price of the house

Plug $1200 (payment), 6 (annual interest), and 360 (months) into this calculator, and you get a mortgage amount of $200,000.

Third inning: What do you want? OK, you know you want to buy a house – but what sort of house? Ranch? Two story? Two bedrooms? Four bedrooms? Do you need a three car garage or a big back yard? Do you want to live in a particular neighborhood – or avoid certain parts of town? Make a list of things that are “must haves” and things that are nice to have. Look around a bit on realty websites and in your local paper to determine if you can realistically afford the type of home you want, based on your budget. If you can’t realistically afford it, begin to scale back.

Fourth Inning: Get pre-approved – Sellers (and realtors) love buyers you are pre-approved, because it avoids a situation where someone wants to buy a house but can’t get the financing. Get pre-approved for the amount you determine in the second inning – or perhaps a slight bit of wiggle room – but don’t get pre-approved for an amount you don’t want to spend. The availability of the credit might tempt you to buy a more expensive house than you really want or need. At this point, you might want to get an estimate of taxes, insurance, and PMI to get a better grasp on what everything is going to cost.

If you have a choice between a piggyback mortgage (such as an 80-10) and PMI, one thing to keep in mind is that mortgage interest is deductible, but the PMI is not. You will pay more interest with a piggyback (due to a higher rate on the smaller loan) than you will when you use PMI, but your out of pocket cost may still be lower.

Fifth inning: Get a realtor – Ask your family and friends for advice on a realtor. In most cases, you won’t be directly paying the realtor (they split the commission with the seller’s realtor), so get the best possible realtor – money is no object! Find someone who not only is good at his or her job, but also will mesh well with your personality.

Note that your realtor will not help you on homes that are for sale by owner, unless you pay them. Why? Because FSBO homes don’t have a commission to split. Thus it is only fair that you pay them, since they can’t work for free.

If you have rollover minutes on your cell phone plan, you might want to roll some forward, as you’ll chew up a lot of minutes talking to the realtor, spouse, banker, etc.

Sixth inning: Find a house – This is a fairly important part of the whole process, right? You may choose to attend a few open houses, or you might share your list from the third inning and have the realtor find some properties that seem to be a good fit.

When you walk through a house with your realtor, give them feedback. Don’t simply say that you don’t like the house; instead, tell them what you don’t like. This allows them to focus on houses that are more suitable for you.

When it is time to make an offer on the house, your realtor can advise you on a good place to start the negotiations. You don’t want to insult the sellers, but you also want to leave some room for negotiations.

As a tactic to gain leverage, you may want to point out some of the less desirable qualities of the house – such as saying “we really like the house, although the yard seems a bit small.” In our case, we actually looked at both sides of a zero lot line home (referred to as a duplex in some areas). The homes were basically the mirror image of each other, with some small differences. Thus, we had some leverage based on the fact that a very similar house was for sale just a few feet away. If one of the sellers wouldn’t negotiate, we could just go next door and make an offer on the other house.  Do not, however, turn this into an all out attack on the house.  You won’t fool anyone, and you’ll make the sellers angry.

Seventh inning: Get inspections – While some people may be tempted to avoid the expense of inspections, you will want to strongly considering getting them done. They could find big problems that you might not have found on your own. Our inspector found a rotting window frame on the upper level – it is unlikely we would have caught this on our own. We were able to get the sellers to pay the estimated cost of replacement – this more than paid for the cost of the inspector.

Seventh inning stretch: OK, time to stretch your legs and get ready for the big finish.

Eighth inning: Closing – Finally, the day that you have been waiting for! First of all, you should have an estimate of closing costs from your lender. Make sure you have the funds available (and a bit more, just in case there are some “surprises” on closing day). Verify whether you can pay with a personal check, or whether a bank check is required.

If you have questions during the closing, make sure you ask them. Once you have signed the paperwork, it is too late to begin asking questions.

Make sure you know when the first mortgage payment is due, and where to send the payments. A lot of lenders allow you to pay online, which I have found to be very nice.

Ninth inning: Moving day – If someone gave me the choice of being hit in the head with a shovel or moving, I’d take the hit with the shovel. Moving sucks.

Having said that, there are things that you can do to make the process a little easier. This is a great time to get rid of things you no longer need. You can also work on packing a few things every day, to avoid a big rush to pack everything right before the move. Make sure that everything is completely ready to be moved when your moving crew arrives. They are your moving crew, not your packing crew. I have heard stories of people having laundry in the washer and dryer – that’s not good.

If you are renting a truck for the move, reserve it ahead of time, and pick it up the previous night, if possible. The rental places often get a big rush of traffic in the mornings.

If you have friends who are helping you move, remember to thank them. Multiple times, if your have a lot of heavy items.

Post game: After the move – Within a month or so, you’ll realize that you don’t like your house quite as much as you did when you agreed to buy it. This is buyer’s remorse, and it’s a very common feeling. Trying to focus on the positive aspects of the house.

Make sure to stock up on items you will need, such as furnace filters, salt for a water softener, and bulbs to fit the various light fixtures (wow – there is an incredible variety of light bulbs). Put new batteries in the smoke detector, carbon monoxide detector, and thermostat.

When tax time rolls around, make sure to have records of the mortgage interest and property taxes you paid during the year. These are itemized deductions – if you have used the standard deduction in the past, it might make more sense to itemize because of these deductions.

If you have two mortgages – such as an 80% at a lower rate and a 10% at a higher rate, any extra payments should go to the loan that is at the higher rate.

If you have PMI, make sure to notify your lender when your loan balance is less than 80% of the home’s value. They don’t always drop the PMI automatically.

When it is too early to refinance? Never. Refinancing is not a question of time, but rather a question of cost savings. There’s also a rule of thumb that you should not refinance unless you can cut your rate by 1%. In the past, this might have made some sense. However, with the increase in housing costs over the past few decades, this rule of thumb is obsolete. For example, if you have a $500,000 house, a half point drop in your interest rate can save you $2500 the first year (and slightly lesser amounts each year, as you pay down the mortgage).

The best way to determine whether or not to finance is to figure your break-even point. First, figure out the costs of refinancing. Do not include prepayments on the new mortgage or re-establishment of escrow, as these are not true closing costs (prepayments are simply a mortgage cost, and re-establishment of escrow is offset when your previous lender returns the existing escrow balance to you). Take the refinance costs and divide by the monthly savings – this is your rough break even point. Actual break even will be slightly more, due to the fact that interests costs decline each month. However, this is typically a very small difference.

What did you miss over the weekend?

Write Your Own Adventure

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OK, today we’re going to kick off a brand new type of article on The Soap Boxers.  I will begin to write a story, and then stop after a couple hundred words.  I am asking all of you, the readers, to continue the story by adding a comment.  Take over the story from where I left off and write a hundred or so words.  Each successive writer should build upon the previous comment.  I do ask that you not finish the story if you are one of the first commenters – the goal is to have a lot of people play along.  If the progress stalls out, I will go ahead and write a conclusion to the story.

(Note to Evan @ 40Tech – your stuff is still getting caught in the spam filter, so if you want to play along, use a different address.  Otherwise, the sequence will get messed up a bit.)

If you have  never left a comment before, go ahead and take the plunge today!

Without further ado …

Lindsey

After thirty seven minutes in the air,  Lindsey turned the plane sharply to the east, deviating from the flight plan she had filed earlier.  She was beginning to sweat.  It was uncomfortably warm in the cabin of the plane, and the stress of what lie ahead for her only served to intensify the perspiration.  Lindsey pushed her auburn hair away from her eyes and wiped the sweat off her brow with a filty blue hankerchief.  She forced herself to avoiding thinking about what would happen on the ground, and instead focus on the task of flying the plane.

Shortly after she had passed over the mountains, Lindsey saw the runway in the distance.  It was rudimentary, but it would serve serve the purpose.  Lindsey had landed on aircraft carriers in the Navy; she could handle landing on a poorly maintained landing strip in the middle of nowhere.

The potholes, small bushes, and a lone misplaced goat made the landing a bit more rough than usual, but Lindsey was a pro and easily taxied the plane to a stop.  As soon as the vehicle had come to a complete stop, Lindsey popped open the door, grabbed her Nevy duffel bag, and hopped out of the plane.

OK, readers – what happens next?  What the heck is Lindsey up to?  Honestly, I have no idea … you tell me.

Do you know other people who want to join in on the fun?  Send them a link, or simply hit the “Tweet this” button.

Minor changes

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You might have noticed a few changes to the design.

  • I have added some splashes of pink to the main (center) column.  Everything that is pink is a clickable link (the article titles are also links, despite not being pink).  Additionally, virtually everything in the left and right column is a link.  Poke around.  Click on the links.  Why did I choose pink for the links in the center column?  Because it seemed to provide good visual contrast from the background.  However, design is definitely not my strong suit, so if there is a backlash against pink, I will reconsider!
  • Related articles (from The Soap Boxers) and related websites (articles from other blogs) will be highlighted at the bottom of articles.  I am using a plug-in for this (Related Websites) and it can be a bit hit-and-miss at times, so you might see some things mentioned that don’t really seem very related.
  • A few more incredibly minor changes minor changes that I doubt anyone figures out 🙂

Evolution of a Fiction Writer

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I have been writing fiction stories since elementary school. In sixth grade, my teacher gave me the opportunity to attend a local young writer’s conference – if I could produce just one non-sports story for her. I dashed off a story about Bigfoot and got the chance to spend a day with a few classmates, attending writing workshops. On the same day, most of our class was pent up in the boring old school building.

It was also during the sixth grade when I first plunged into the world of publishing. I convinced a lot of classmates to write articles for my newly formed magazine, Howdy. Howdy was a critical success, but operations ceased after just one issue after a discussion on the proper and improper use of the school copy machine.

In high school, my short story The Case of the State vs. Santa Claus was among a handful selected for publication in the school paper.  The story detailed the prosecution of Santa Claus in the death of grandma (sing it with me – “Grandma got run over by a reindeer …”).

During my college years, my fiction writing ground to a near halt, due in large part to the increase in writing required for term papers.  I wrote a few very short stories, but really nothing subtantial.  Oddly, although I obtained a minor in English while in college, I did not take a single creative writing class; choosing instead to focus on pre-19th century British literature.

In my post-college years, I would write the occassional story.  The story Tina, for example, was written for a long-forgotten acquaintance by that name.  I also began writing invitations to a weekly dinner/movie event.  Most people would simply send out the location of dinner and the choice of movie.  I unleashed my creativity and typically threw several hundreds words into the email.  This would occassionally cause some confusion – such as the time when one person ended up at the wrong Australian steakhouse.

After moving back to my native Iowa, my writing once again dropped off.  It later regained some momentum when I joined a simulation baseball league (essentially, a cross between fantasy baseball and Dungeons and Dragons, with fake players).  Credits could be earned by writing about your team, and my favorite type of article quickly became fictional accounts of my player’s lives.

During my time in the league, I shared  my tongue-in-cheek investment advice.  After encouragement from friends, I launched a blog in October, with the investment advice piece as the very first article.  The blog was unlike many blogs in that it did not focus on a particular niche, instead trying to bring a diverse group of topics under a single umbrella.

I picked up my fiction pen again in November when I wrote  about Oregon’s election process.  After a few more satires, the first true original fiction piece, Release Point, became the first story in the Fiction Friday series.  Shortly thereafter, The Soap Boxers moved to its current address.  In recent months, I have added several writers to the staff, in an effort to add diverse content, as well as allowing me to focus on a handful of topics.  The most important of these topics is definitely the fiction stories.  In July, the Fiction Friday stories were collected into an eBook (along with a longer bonus story).  (If you’re a repeat visitor, you can click on the “Free eBook” link at the right edge of the blue bar toward the top of the screen).

I plan to perodically release new volumes of the compiled fiction – always with at least one brand new story.  I also have a few other irons in the fire, including a couple of possible book ideas.

While I do wish to devote energy to novels in the future, I do not want to forget my short stories, either.  It is for this reason that I am announcing my intention to enter the 2010  Iowa Short Fiction contest (see details about the 2009 contest).  The contest requires a 150+ page manuscript of short stories.  I will not be able to have a manuscript ready in time for this year’s content (submissions are due on September 30), but this is my goal for 2010.  I plan to dust off some of my books about writing (including on book that is devoted entirely to writing better dialogue) as I attempt to refine my writing style.  My hope is that this will result in stories that are more enjoyable to read.

What’s the moral to the story?  If you have the itch to write, grab a pen (or keyboard) and start!  It’s a cheap hobby.

Random thoughts

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A few times I have noticed companies looking at the bad reviews they have received on The Soap Boxers.  I’ll be browsing through the server logs, and the company name will pop up.  In the case of HSBC, it popped up several times, the last time being a Google search on the term “… these folks were in training and dealing with human beings for the first time.”  Apparently the term struck enough of a chord that someone remembered it.

How many times have these companies emailed to  ask if they could fix the problem?  Yep – exactly zero times.  Too bad, because a satisfactory resolution would also be reported, as well as appended to the original article.

UPDATE: I have recently been contacted by someone from the HSBC executive office.  He is interested in taking a look at this situation and determining why these issued occurred.  I haven’t had a chance to respond to him yet.  I do appreciate the fact that HSBC is looking at this as a learning opportunity.  I will update this post with future developments.

SUBSEQUENT UPDATE: read the exciting conclusion to the saga.

(Note: I just look art the sever logs for general information about web traffic.  These logs do NOT contain any personal information about you – they just contain some generic information such as your internet service provider and operating system).

Our little Twitter account,which does little more than tweet blog updates (a “poor man’s” RSS, essentially) attracts pornographers as followers.  The Twitterati among you know what I’m talking about – “women” whose Twitter page links to a “dating” site.  I’m not even sure why I bother to filter them out, but I do.  Do people still fall for these scams?  Perhaps.

Cash for Clunkers has been a hot topic around the blogosphere.  I’m in the middle in my opinion – I don’t think it is as horrible as some people think, but I also don’t think it is as great as congress thought.

One thought I did have is that the program probably would have been much better if the lower phase of the program ($3500 for increase of 4 mpg) had not existed, forcing people to improve mileage by 10 mpg.  Not only would this have been better for the environment (pushing some borderline people to the 10 mpg improvement), but it would have also help the money stretch further.  In any case, a few billion dollars – while a lot of money to you or me – is unlikely to have a huge impact on the economy, aside from perhaps a positive mental effect.

Stock Market Contest, End of July

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Back On April 15, we launched a Stock Market contest (click link to see insights from the participants) in which a team of Goliaths (personal finance bloggers) were matched up against a team of Davids (people who were not personal finance bloggers). At the end of June, the Dow stood at 8447.00 and had gained average 6.84 points during the course of the contest, making the Davids the favorites.

The market had a very strong July, and ended the month at 9171.61, up 724.61 for the month.

At the end of the day on April 14th (the 104th day of the year), the Dow was at 7920.18.

At the end of the day on July 31 (the 212th day of the day), the Dow was at 9171.61.

This is a gain of 1251.43, or 11.59 points per day. If we assume that the market will contain to gain at exactly the same rate throughout the rest of the year (yes, a ridiculous assumption), the Dow will be at 10945.17 at the end of the year (+ 3024.99 from April 14).

How do our contestants stack up?

Team Player Player’s Guess Difference from projection
N/A Projected year end Dow 10945.17 0
David Peter Rabbit @ The Soap Boxers 9500 1445.17
No team Kosmo @ The Soap Boxers 8999 1946.17
David Phil Ossifer @ The Soap Boxers 8500 2445.17
Goliath Trevor @ Financial Nut 8500 2445.17
David Black Hole 8492.48 2452.69
Goliath Heidi @ Banker Girl 8400 2545.17
Goliath Lazy @ Lazy Man and Money 8232 2713.17

I also invited visitors to play along at home. Let’s see how they are doing.

Player Player’s Guess Difference from projection
Karchy 9777 1168.17
Hilary 9500 1445.17
Jeff 7800 3145.17

At this point, team David is strongly in the lead. What sort of month will August be? I think it will be a strong one, as “cash for clunkers” cash makes it way into the system (and more importantly, the public perceives cash for clunkers as the government giving back to “main street”). If this happens, team David could pull away even further. However, there are certainly a lot of ups and downs yet to be experienced this year!

Welcome Back, Bob

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Bob Inferapels approached me today with the good news that he is able to resume his weekly entertainment column.  Not long ago, Bob had come to me with the sad news that circumstances had resulted in an inability to continue writing for us on a regular basis.  I believe the circumstances may have been related to a problem with a gerbil infestations.  Or maybe a problem with jelly beans.  I really don’t remember the specifics.  At the time, I was reluctant to simply let Bob go, and shifted him to the role of “contributor” instead, so that he would be able to retain his staff parking.  I am glad to be able to reverse this move and reinstate Bob to the status of weekly writer.

Bob will resume writing next Saturday.

Welcome back, Bob.

On the topic of writers … we are working to define the role of one additional writer.  Once that is done, we’re going to close the barn door for a bit, and we will cease searching for new staff writers, although new “day in the life” articles will still be considered.  The staff is now at a point where I believe The Soap Boxers can move forward as a 7 day a week web magazine, providing fresh, quality content every day.

How diverse are we?  The current  staff (10 writers) represent three countries.  Four US states (soon to be five, pending a move by one of our writers) and two Canadian provinces are represented.

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